Times Square Washlet Bottoms Out

Times Square Church in New York City has won a temporary injunction against the erection of billboards featuring naked buttocks with smiley faces on them. Rev. Neil Rhodes explained that the display had been planned to go up on two sides of the Broadway building that houses Rhodes’ church, its Bible school and day-care center. Van Wagner Communications, the billboard company behind the campaign, had given advance notice of the controversial billboard campaign, set to go live on July 1. The ads promote the Washlet, a bidet-toilet seat that uses warm water and air, patented and manufactured by Toto in Japan. Different Washlet models have features such as air fresheners, seat heaters, and dryers.

Washlet Bottoms Billboard in Manhattan

The merits of the Washlet bidet are not holding water with the local church. “You walk into a church building, you have naked bodies before your eyes, how are you going to close your eyes and seek God?” Rhodes told the New York Post in an article published Sunday.

The Manhattan judge has ordered Rhodes and the church to post a 90-thousand dollar bond pending a decision on the issues discussed at a conference between the parties.

I’m wondering what the McDonalds franchisees on the ground floor think about all this.

To see the online campaign visit www.cleanishappy.com

Clean is happy bottoms

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