Priceless Mastercard Indecent Proposal Spoof

Indecent Proposal, a classic spoof of the Mastercard ‘Priceless’ series, features a young man and woman returning to her home after a Christmas season date.

A night out on the town...

Indecent Proposal Script

Voiceover: “A night out on the town. $75.00”
He: So…
She: So?
He: So how about a blow job?
Voiceover: Having the nerve to ask such a question: A $12 bottle of wine
She: Are you crazy? My parents might see.
He: Come on… who’s going to see us at this hour? I’ll return the favour.
She: Wait can you imagine if we got caught. Oh my God what my Dad would do to you?
He: There’s nobody around. Everybody’s asleep!
She: No wait. Way too risky.
He: Please. I love you so much!
Voiceover: Actually using a line like that? Another $12 bottle of wine.
He: Please?
Sister at the door: Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. If need be he’ll come down himself and do it. But for God’s sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.
Voiceover: Having a girlfriend who’s father has a sense of humor: Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else there’s Mastercard.

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The Mastercard Indecent Proposal ad was written, directed and produced in 2001 by Scott Quigley as a student project at Los Angeles Film School. Director of photography was Brandon Trost. Editor was Omar Inguanzo.

Actors in Mastercard Indecent Proposal were Matt Prater (boyfriend), Joy Christie Di Crese (girlfriend) and Marla Altschuler (sister).

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